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You know you're a herpeholic when...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by redgirl77, Apr 2, 2004.

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  1. redgirl77

    redgirl77 Elite Member

    ... you or your spouse threaten divorce b/c you bring a snake home
    ... you sit in front of the pc at hitting the refresh button all day
    ... your choice of reading material goes from Fitness mag and Daily Devotionals to Reptiles, Reptiles USA and any herping books!
    ... you would rather spend a day in the zoo's reptile house or out wandering photographing any herps you may find (if you're lucky) as opposed to spending your day in your nice air conditioned home
    ... your dream that you desperately want to make a reality goes from traveling abroad to going back to school (for herpetology) :eek: back to school after 10 yrs of no school?!?!

    I'm sure I'll think of more... but in the meantime... NEXT!!!
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  2. Tha3rdman

    Tha3rdman Elite Member

    Umm what if your married to a herpaholic, seems we have a problem of neither wants to say no more.
  3. Kikai

    Kikai Elite Member

    You know you're a herpaholic when:
    .......You get a new freezer, and you are SO HAPPY because now you can finally buy frozen rats instead of going to the breeders every week.
    .......You have live things in your tupperware.
    .......You have crickets LIVING in your house...somewhere...probably under the new fridge.
    .......You have a deli cup of worms in your fridge.
    .......You know what gravid, brumate and regurge means.
  4. Merlin

    Merlin Administrator Staff Member Premium Member

    When you and other supposedly mature people use terminology like "Went Poo"
    And find yourself immersed in a discussion regarding the frequency, appearance, consistancy, and smell of the aforementioned Poo!
  5. Tha3rdman

    Tha3rdman Elite Member

    How about when you can spend hours looking at formentioned Poo under a microscope, and enjoy said activity
  6. Gwen

    Gwen Member

    When most or all of your paycheck goes to the reptiles and not you!
    When your neighbors think you are growing illegal substances because of the bright UVB bulbs all going off the same exact time every signle night and being turned on all at teh exact same time every morning =P
  7. Rich

    Rich Administrator Staff Member Premium Member

    You know you are a herpaholic when you give up smoking so your herps aren't affected by the second hand smoke!
  8. Tha3rdman

    Tha3rdman Elite Member

    Now that just sick, but I can see people smoking 3 packs a day in a small apt with 3 kids then quit for the sake of one reptile. I can see it .
  9. Rich

    Rich Administrator Staff Member Premium Member


    I didn't say I did that! lol But that would certainly certify you as a herpaholic! lol
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