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06-13-2006, 03:01 AM
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So, who would win in a fight, a desert anaconda, a snow python, or Chuck Norris? 
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06-13-2006, 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Moshpitrockchick
So, who would win in a fight, a desert anaconda, a snow python, or Chuck Norris? |
What kinda question is that  Chuck norris all the way.
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06-13-2006, 06:02 AM
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Well all I can say is I am thankful we don't have desserts in England lmao
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06-13-2006, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by aiden_punx
What kinda question is that Chuck norris all the way. |
Even if the snow python and a very lost desert anaconda met up with him in the -40 degree weather that we all know snow pythons are so fond of?
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06-14-2006, 12:11 AM
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Id put my money on the snow anaconda
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06-14-2006, 04:42 PM
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The anaconda would eat Chuck's legs so he wouldn't be able to round house kick either one. Without that, he's powerless.
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06-14-2006, 07:03 PM
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I also put my vite with the snow python. The anaconda aparently only gets you when you are asleep... so what would happen is that Chuck would fall asleep, the anaconda would eat his legs and the python would jump in while it was consuming, thus vulnerable, and eat them both! MUUAHAHAHA!!!!
Such things do cause one to wonder... where do these stories come from? Someone probably saw some poor rattlesnake sunning, freaked out and looked for pictures online... saw some random blurry shots of a baby anaconda and thought "Oh my gosh! It's totally the same thing!" Then they told their friend, who's father read an article about anacondas eating people and decided to scare his kid by telling them snakes eat from the feet because that is so much scarrier than the other way around... So he told the kids, who tell other kids, who tell their parents, who panic and call some random wildlife "specialist" who makes up something about cutting at the mouth because he has never heard of a dessert anaconda and is too lame to look it up.
And thus the urben legend is born.
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06-14-2006, 08:43 PM
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LOL! Around here there are only 3 types of snakes! And all are DEADLY POISON!
if its is by the water it's a water moccassin.
If its in the leaves it's a copperhead.
If its in the rocks it's a rattlesnake! 
I guess if it's in rocks by the water it would be a hybrid,..
a rattle moccasin!
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06-15-2006, 12:33 AM
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Atleast you have Rattle Moccasins, Merlin! We just have those nasty Red Eared Sliders that will bite your feet off if you touch the bottom of the river while you are swimming....
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06-15-2006, 01:26 AM
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You think thats bad?? Here in VA weve got these evil ring necked snakes, if youre walking through the woods and one happens to spot you it glides-all the way from the ground onto your neck and strangels you to death. Its dangerous business walking out your front door with all these amazing new species of super herps!!!
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