I think I can take the prize!
For my birthday a friend of mine brought me a disc of a movie called Snakes On A Train!
Yes,.... TRAIN!
This has got to go down in history as one of, if not THE Worst movies I have ever seen in my life.
Basic synopsis. Woman stowed away on a train accompanied by some sort of apprentice shaman, has snakes inside her body. They periodically come crawling out her mouth accompanied by copious quantities of nasty looking fluid. The shaman keeps catching them and putting them in jars but some of them get away and go into other people, who they eat from the inside out. Just crawl right thru the skin!! The funny part is the snakes coming out are garter snakes and then they grow up into ball pythons. Sice BPs move so slowly they speed the film up so that they are lunging at people. Oh they also rattle like a rattle snake, stand up on their tails, and leap over distances to bite people in the neck.
But the kicker at the end is the woman actually turns into a giant snake and starting at the caboose of the train, starts swallowing the train as it is going down the tracks! Accompanied by a nice sound of metal crunching of course!
I kept watching the movie, thinking to myself it had to get better!
It didn't!
Geez talk about a waste of a perfectly good evening!
