The Broken Lawn Mower

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband.

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a
toothbrush.

"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway."


The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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Merlin,
What's Life Without A Little Magic!

lmao that is great

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I have sucker tattood on my forehead

Works for me!

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Thanks For Reading My Post

bob/stano40

hahahahaha

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My name is Liz
Do what's best for the animal, not what's best for you.

My lawnmower is at the shop. My non-limping husband dropped it off last week. He's a genius, that man is!

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Amy