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 I helped move the meter!   03-31-2008, 11:36 AM
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A Hillbilly couple, both bonafide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would they choose to do this now. The husband replied that they had heard recently on Fox News that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
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 I helped move the meter!   03-31-2008, 01:47 PM
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lol ... good one!
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they must be from Tx... ;p
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I was thinking West Virginia
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 I helped move the meter!   03-31-2008, 03:15 PM
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yeah that thought crossed my mind, but then I thought about it figured they must have gone to the University of Texas... (boomer sooner!)
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Baaaaaaahahaha,,,,good one...but being I am from both states,,thats kinda scary!!
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Hmm I thought Virginia right off.
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Booooo!
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I take offense to the term "Hill Billy"! The proper term is Appalachian American!
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 I helped move the meter!   05-27-2008, 02:18 PM
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Re: Hillbillies

Thats like me taking offense to the term "snob", lol

You are what you are, lol. I am not in denial, I am a SNOB, lol. (well thats the most appropriate term on this site for me, lol)

So, since you know the proper term for hillbilly, what's the proper term for a snobby, mean woman, lol.

Now try typing that on here and not breaking the rules, lol
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