Didnt know if you guys have herd this one.... But ive got to share.....


The Widdle Wabbit
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"



As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"



She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
"I don't tink my python weally gives a thit."

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"We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." ~ Immanual Kant

"Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." ~ Anatole France

I love it!
Thanks!

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Andrea

That is pretty funny!

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Mike
"Never worry about numbers. Help one person at a time, and always start with the person nearest you." - Mother Teresa

lol, thats cute

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Haha yeah I've heard that one, its a classic.

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I dont remember where I got that one... But I just picture my daughter going to get a bunnie for our burm when she is 6 or 7 lol.... I just died laughing when I first herd it....

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"We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." ~ Immanual Kant

"Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened." ~ Anatole France

i've never heard that one! i love it

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yes i am a she ^_^

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