A Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texas engineer are all working together one day and they come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.


"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total" says the Genie.


The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."


POOOOFF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.


Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans, Englishmen, or Australians can come into our precious state."


POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.


The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."


The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."


The Texan sits down, cracks a Lonestar beer, smiles and says, "Fill it with water"........ and you thought we were dumb rednecks

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MARSHA

:D I'm smiling because I have no idea whats going on!

Smart you Texans are

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Mike
"Never worry about numbers. Help one person at a time, and always start with the person nearest you." - Mother Teresa

haha! that was awesome!

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