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09-26-2007, 09:37 PM
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Pregnant Blonde

~Blonde Pregnant with Twins~



The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in
the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping
for joy, but I thought what the heck, and starting jumping up and down
along with her. She said, "I have some really great news !"

I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."

She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and
down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying
for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for
you!"

Then she said, "There's 'more'!"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to
have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting
pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal*Mart and they
actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out
positive...........
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Re: Pregnant Blonde

Haha, good one!
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Hmmmm,.... I know some folks like that!
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 I helped move the meter!   09-27-2007, 10:07 AM
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Re: Pregnant Blonde

OMG that was great!!!
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Thats way too funny!
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Brilliant!
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Re: Pregnant Blonde

glad you enjoyed it. made me laugh too. i don't know where they come from but they make for hilarious emails that I end up getting.
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~My Babies~

1 Rosy Boa (male) Chaos
1 Snow Corn (male) Blizzard
1 Anertherystic Corn (male) Bullet
1 Senegal Parrot (male) Shadow
2 dogs (male) Spot and Bear


~Wish List~

a Leopard Gecko ^_^
a Gopher Snake ^_^
tons more corn snakes! ^_^
a Blue Tongue Skink ^_^
a Crested Gecko! ^_^

 


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