Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a "Nazi."

He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo."

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."

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Oooh good idea...

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Those who say it can't be done should get out of the way of those who are doing it.

~*~Lacey~*~

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Lol!!

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MARSHA
A man without a woman is a bachelor, A woman without a man is a genius!.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart!

If I was that car's owner, I'd have tracked him down and sewn his lips shut! Ack!

Now, of course, it would have been amusing to be on the other end of things.

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"Let's eat Grandpa!"

Punctuation. It saves lives.

I want to be retired!!! I love that!

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lol that was great!

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1 Rosy Boa (male) Chaos
1 Snow Corn (male) Blizzard
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