Skinny Dipping -

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large
farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up
nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The
pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
pond, as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over. He grabbed a
five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he
heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer,
he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He
made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the
bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast.

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yes i am a she ^_^

~My Babies~

1 Rosy Boa (male) Chaos
1 Snow Corn (male) Blizzard
1 Anertherystic Corn (male) Bullet
1 Senegal Parrot (male) Shadow
2 dogs (male) Spot and Bear

I've heard this one before, always makes me laugh!

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Those who say it can't be done should get out of the way of those who are doing it.

~*~Lacey~*~

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Cute and funny as well! lol

Debbie Miss Zak and Bam-Bam

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It is better to have loved a green baby than not to have loved one at all.

haha nice one

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Don't be jealous the voices only speak to me...

www.herprecon.org

I smiled! Good one. lol

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