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09-20-2007, 07:43 AM
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The secret

A tough old cowboy counseled his young grandson that if he wanted to live a long life the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal at breakfast every morning.

The grandson followed this advise and did this religiously, living to the ripe old age of 103.

When he died, he left behind 14 children,

30 grandchildren,

45 great grandchildren,

25 great great grandchildren,





And a 15 ft hole where the crematorium used to be.
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 I helped move the meter!   09-20-2007, 09:16 AM
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That's a blast from the past
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lol i've never heard that one. funny though.
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haha, excellent.
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