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 I helped move the meter!   09-19-2007, 08:53 AM
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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!"

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.

"What the **** is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder...... It's 'Miracle Grow'."
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LMAO!
As the old saying goes paybacks are a..............
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 I helped move the meter!   09-19-2007, 10:25 AM
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OMG! I just about fell off the chair!! that is great!
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Yeah but if I had the lack of judgement to make such a comment to MY wife it wouldn't be my underwear that I had to worry about!
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lol thats a good one!
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haha, brilliant!
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I liked it. lol
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