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The fly
Three men, an Englishman and Irishman, and a Scotsman, were sitting in a pub having a pint of ale. A fly buzzed in and ended up in the Irishman's cup of ale. Without batting an eye he pursed his lips and blew it off the cup and into the Englishman's cup.
The Englishman took his finger, flipped the fly toward the Scotsman and sure enough the fly landed in the Scotsman's cup.
The Scotsman scowled, first at the Englishman and then down at the offending fly. Very gently he reached down with his thumb and forefinger, took the fly by the wings, lifted it up out of the cup.
And proceeded to shake it saying,...
"Alright now! Spit it out!"
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Merlin,
What's Life Without A Little Magic!
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