Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
"You're welcome."

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
This is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
Is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.

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Kelly

My pets:
Leopard Gecko ~ Ducky
Rabbit ~ Chester
Kitten ~ Lil Fang
Black Bear Hamster - Charlie
Parakeet ~ Ray
Eastern Box Turtle ~ Ollie
Hermit Crab ~ Mr. Crabs
Teddy Bear Hamster ~ Poppy RIP 7/12/07

LMAO! Boy that is so true!

lmao!

I will add some terminology for us men, so you women understand us better as well.

1.) I'm hungry: I'm hungry!
2.) I'm sleepy: I'm sleepy!
3.) Nice dress: Nice cleavage!
4.) I love you: Let's have sex now.
5.) I'm bored: Do you want to have sex?
6.) What's wrong: I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
7.) I love you, too: Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
8.) May I have this dance: I'd eventually like to have sex with you
9.) Can I call you sometime: I'd eventually like to have sex with you
10.) Do you want to go to a movie: I'd eventually like to have sex with you
11.) Will you marry me: I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys!
12.) You look tense, let me give you a massage: I want to have sex with you in the next few minutes
13.) Let's talk: I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
14.) I don't think those shoes go with that outfit: I am gay


Please follow these rules!

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What did I tell you!!!! You say my mind is in the gutter, GEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ, you make me look like an amatuer

Whatever!! ,

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MARSHA

:D I'm smiling because I have no idea whats going on!

HA HA HA!
I LIKE it!

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Merlin,
What's Life Without A Little Magic!

I´m finally understanding how things are... Thank You both !

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Regards,
Joao