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08-09-2007, 06:20 PM
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Some funny one liners......
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- He was lost in thought because it was unfamiliar territory
- Nothing is really foolproof for a sufficiently talented fool.
- The latest poll finds that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
- "Why is it when we talk to God we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?"
- "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve it by not dying."
- He started out with nothing, and he still has most of it.
- It was decided that his sole purpose in life was to serve as a bad example.
- If at first you don't succeed, skydiving may not be for you.
- If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
- Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
- Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
- The philosopher was laying in bed one night, looking up at the moon, and he thought to himself, "Where the heck is my ceiling?"
- He doesn't suffer from stress - he's a carrier.
- And if I was getting smart with you, how would you know?
- How can there be self-help "groups"?
- Is there another word for 'synonym'?
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08-10-2007, 03:29 AM
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Re: Some funny one liners......
I like number 15 I think I will start using that, lol
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08-10-2007, 03:02 PM
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Re: Some funny one liners......
Heh heh. 4 and 6 made me laugh. 
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