A Very Short Story


Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B I T C H!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.

Thought For the Day: If only men would listen

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MARSHA

:D I'm smiling because I have no idea whats going on!

Huh? Did you say something

Hahahahaha

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My name is Liz
Do what's best for the animal, not what's best for you.

I like it!!!!! Too funny!

Hey, I know a similar one...

Two monks were walking by the side of the road as a car approached. One of them yelled, "The end is near!" The driver just glared at them and sped past. Moments later a loud crash was heard. The first monk turns to the second and says, "Do you think I should have yelled 'the bridge is out?'"

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"Let's eat, Grandpa!"
"Let's eat Grandpa!"

Punctuation. It saves lives.

Hehehe i've heard it before, but it always entertains me!

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Those who say it can't be done should get out of the way of those who are doing it.

~*~Lacey~*~

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