ill watch the kids. I got duct tape, bungee straps, more duct tape, big zip ties, uh ratchet straps and dog cages and a stun gun.

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Too complicated!
Just glue a big patch of velcro on the wall and dress the kids in fuzzy jammies!
Then you just pick them up and stick them where you want them!

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Merlin,
What's Life Without A Little Magic!

Ok I'm jumping in here .... I am the Head Receiver for a family hardware chain called "Aubuchon Hardware", also a member of the largest private union in the world ... the TEAMSTERS!

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Smile and the world will think that you are up to something!

Steve

What are you crazy! I have some seriously expensive feeder fish in the bottom pond, lol. No , For real I have some spendy koi in there mixed with the crappy feeders! Besides I would hate to go and dangle my finger and pull back a nub Also Mata matas have a face only a mother could love

Im a Design Engineer for a Company called Cameron, the company has its headquaters in Houston, but I work for the Leeds office in the UK, and in doing so have sold my soul to the oil industry lol...so all day long I design equipment for removing oil for benith the sea...fun...no really...honest...who am I kidding....lol

Roll on the day I can climb rocks and take photos for a living....

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I'll think of something to put here soon.......

Before I moved to Sweden I worked in a grooming salon, co-hosted a radio show and sang for a metal band. But now that i'm in Sweden i'm stuck until I learn this crazy language well enough to get a job, so now all I do is study and work on my comic =^.^=

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Yes my name is D... Yes as in the letter... No i wont tell you what it stands for!!!

I'm a homeschooling mom to 2 kids. At one time, I was a research analyst covering "ethical investing," specifically, the tobacco industry. My education was in cultural anthropology -- I have an M.A. and everything! So I just pretend that the kids are "natives," and I keep field notes. But I think I am introducing an observer bias...

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Amy

I think you should be a dinosaur!! Too funny!!

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Kelly

My pets:
Leopard Gecko ~ Ducky
Rabbit ~ Chester
Kitten ~ Lil Fang
Black Bear Hamster - Charlie
Parakeet ~ Ray
Eastern Box Turtle ~ Ollie
Hermit Crab ~ Mr. Crabs
Teddy Bear Hamster ~ Poppy RIP 7/12/07

I work full time at a Life Care Retirement Community (Riddle Village Retirement Community) in Media PA. I work in the Marketing Office where I do a huge number of different things. My "Official Title" is Marketing Secretary but secretarial work is the smallest part of my job. I have been there eleven years and I keep asking for my title to be changed but it never happens. What I do is answer the phone and tell people about all of the wonderful reasons they should come and pay $100's of thousands of dollars to live at Riddle Village! I also give tours when people come in, I complete all of the sales reports and any other report management can come up with, I update and make changes to the website and I also am the "Move Coordinator". I assist new residents when they move in, I coordinate with their mover, I help them get their phone set up, and I make their move in day go as smoothly as possible. Plus I do the other end of that job as well, I assist the families move their loved ones belongings out after they die. This part is harder. We have over 350 residents and you really do get attached to some of them.


I actually went to school orginally to be a Paralegal. I worked at a law firm for about a year then got pregnant and stayed home for about a year. They ended up at Riddle Village because it was about 5 minutes from my house (at that time, now it is like 35-40 minutes). I have also been a waitress and home improvement store department manager.

My dream job would be to have my own scrapbooking store. Or at least make a living with my scrapbook designs. There was one scrapbook design layout that sold on ebay for $760 dollars earlier this month!!!

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Kelly

My pets:
Leopard Gecko ~ Ducky
Rabbit ~ Chester
Kitten ~ Lil Fang
Black Bear Hamster - Charlie
Parakeet ~ Ray
Eastern Box Turtle ~ Ollie
Hermit Crab ~ Mr. Crabs
Teddy Bear Hamster ~ Poppy RIP 7/12/07

Hahahaha! I'm just picturing you hiding behind some potted plants in your living room, speaking into a tape recorder with an Austrailian accent. "I'm observing them at what appears to be 'play'. What at first seems to be coopertive play with a cylindrical object has quickly degenerated into aggresive stance. This 'play' seems to involve much hair pulling, and biting. Now they are making loud sounds in order to intimidate the other. Fascinating."



On a completely different note, a tiny gnat just flew by my head. When I went to swat it away, I hit it, and it fell over and landed on its back on my table. Now it's just laying there, trying its hardest to turn itself over.

I am much amused.

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"Let's eat, Grandpa!"
"Let's eat Grandpa!"

Punctuation. It saves lives.