So i vowed to never be in any more weddings. They are so **** expensive and time consuming. The last one ran me $250 just for the dress! Not to mention the shower and a bachelorette party!

Well, Todd's best friend is getting married. I thought to myself, SCORE! I get to go and just hang out, or better yet, just send him on his own because I'll have a 6 month old then.

Nope. I get to be in the wedding, because they want us in it "as a couple"

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This has GOT to be my biggest pet peeve when it comes to grammar.

won⋅der⋅ing
  /ˈwʌndərɪŋ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [wuhn-der-ing]
–adjective
expressing admiration or amazement; marveling.
verb (used with object)
to speculate curiously or be curious about; be curious to know: to wonder what happened.

wan⋅der⋅ing
  /ˈwɒndərɪŋ/...

have a margarita
fit into my shoes
wear my normal clothes
sleep on my stomach
sleep on my back
be able to stand up without calculating the nearest object I can use as a hoist
eat Maryland crabs
be able to go longer than 1.5 hours without peeing
be able to stand for more than 1 hour without my feet throbbing
have Sam cat sit on my lap, he can't figure out where it went
have my sciatic nerve stop hurting
have ankles
...

So we are busy trying to make baby life easier. Right now we have to do food patrol, numerous times a day. Sam, the diabetic wonder who is in remission, could become diabetic again if he puts on too much weight. He's back up to 18 lbs (supposed to be around 15-16).

Weasley likes to graze. I can't get him to eat more than 1/8 cup of food at a time. This means what Weasley doesn't eat, Sam will do cleanup unless we put it away. This also means Weasley gets a small meal and is starving...

So, I'm in Buffalo this weekend. My friend and mom threw me a surprise baby shower, only to me it wasn't a surprise. My friend forgot to mention the surprise part on the invites and lots of people asked me where I was registered! Needless to say I figured it out since it was all my Buffalo friends.

Anyway, I told my friend I knew but wanted to keep it a secret from my mom that I knew, so I spent most of the weekend, making up stuff to keep her off the trail that I knew about it....